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April 30th, 2006

gun crazy

i swear, i'm going gun crazy!
so, dickens and i finally did it. we went gun crazy at the shooting range in milpitas of all places. actually, i almost puked i was so scared of being shot. i’ve always had a healthy fear of guns- out of self preservation more than anything else. when we got into the gun shop it hit me- this place has lots and lots and lots of guns. not just hand guns, but shot guns and rifles. you could hear shots being fired in the back. when dickens was renting the two hand guns (a 9mm and .22), i didn’t say anything apart from a few grunts because for fear of puking on the counter. when dickens started showing me some gun safety stuff, i knew i couldn’t back out. so i put the ear-protection and the goggles on, i knew i was ready.

we went into the room with the lanes and there was a group in the lane next to our two. it was one guy- very preppy- with three ditzy girls showing lots of skin. the guy was lecturing them on gun safety whilst simultaneously hitting on them. i see it all too often and it makes me sick. add in a .38 and well… it was just weird and slightly distracting. hearing (and feeling their shots) were scary, but once dickens got me started on the .22, i got over it. he shot the 9mm, which was a little too much gun for my weak wrists. the picture above is of me with the 9mm. i kept sorta jamming it though because the cases wouldn’t eject all the way due to my limp wrists.

as we kept shooting more characters came in and out. there was one guy who must have been about 19 who had a shotgun slung across his back with a belt full of ammo across his chest. he also had a hand gun tucked in a side pocket in his shorts. seeing him flutter around like that was a little odd, but for some reason i didn’t really notice when he fired it. the mac and his three fine ladies kept coming in and out with different guns, though none of them were as burly as the first one we saw.

when we finished two boxes of bullets for each gun we packed it up and headed back up north. what would a trip to the shooting range be without a stop at fry’s? nothing. dickens got some more blank dvd’s and i got brain age so i can avoid the brain drain. and then we had fresh choice for dinner. every time i eat there, i feel guilty that maude can’t come with us. i know she’d just die in the lettuce tub. poor kid.

allright. i think tomorrow the king dork contest will be launched. or maybe tuesday. i need to make the rules.

by kendrak | Posted in personal stuff | 4 Comments » |
April 29th, 2006

welcome back!

to the blag. the move has gone through and let’s cross our fingers and home that this works. after two years, it seems that my old hosting comany sorta crapped out. i think i also out grew the old hosting plan, so i got a big bad plan at dream host. i totally like them so far. thanks mike for the tip. (where’s the neon?)

so now that the blog is alive and healty, expect new cool postings, like the big king dork contest. that will be announced/revealed later this week, but it has to do with the chi-mos, so start thinking.

other than that, check out kendrak.com proper and see something awesome that hellen drew way back.

by kendrak | Posted in blagg | 2 Comments » |
April 26th, 2006

chernobyl for today

today is the 20th anniversary of chernobyl. it’s also my friend neil’s 25th birthday. (he’s a bit cross with me now because i thought it was monday.) i should have remembered that his birthday was the same day as the chernobyl disaster because his family is deeply involved with belarus aid, a british organisation that provides humanitarian aid to belarus for over a decade. neil’s going there this summer to help repair hospitals and orphanages. i think that’s really fantastic.

this may be the last sign of life on this site for a few days… maybe a week? last night dickens and i started backing up everything on this site and will start moving it over to the new place. unfortunately the current hosting company doesn’t offer all the awesome features to make this a simple thing, but we’ll work through it.

by kendrak | Posted in blagg | 3 Comments » |
April 25th, 2006

a little bookish.


see here? my five copies of king dork finally arrived here today. i don’t actually need five copies. (i alone am the reason it’s #246 on amazon for book, #8 for teens.) the one i have at home will suffice. so what to do with the rest? one goes to my parents, one goes to my 13 year old cousin because it’s never too soon to learn about the who, sweet, and ac/dc, and as for the other three? i’m at a loss. i’ll probably loan one to my coworker who still can’t believe i know somebody who has a real honest to god published book. i showed him the books when i opened the box and he said, “wow. that looks like they come from a real publisher.” “yeah,” i said, “from a random house imprint.” he then said, “i guess that’s as real as it gets.” he’s not a fan of sweet and thinks “fox on the run” is overplayed (by people other than me.)

as for all the other books… there will most likely be a contest on the blog when i fix it, so stay tuned.

and on news of the blog front, i finally got my new space at dream host. it’s now just a matter of backing up and transfering. i may or may not get a new blogging program. mt has been fine so far. word press looked good when i thought sixapart abanadoned free mt, but well… who knows.

holla if you’d like a book.

by kendrak | Posted in blagg | 2 Comments » |
April 24th, 2006

crossing over


allright. i think i’m going to make the big swithc-a-roo. i’ll probably go to dream host with their “crazy domain insane” level of hosting. i was leaning towards jaguar pc for the lazy reason that they’ll transfer everything over for me. that’s a pretty lame reason though. so yeah, i’ll probably sign up today to get started as soon as possible. if anybody has a dreamhost account and wants half of the outrageously generous referall fee, i’ll take the other half in neon lights for my super awesome neon computer.

by kendrak | Posted in blagg | No Comments » |
April 22nd, 2006

almost fully recovered

last night, the wonderman known as “dickens” found my customer number for go daddy so i could try to retrieve my password. i needed to be able to login there to have my domain point to my new hosting provider (when i find one…). the problem was, to reset the password, i needed to login to dork.com which deleted my account since i didn’t re-up the $15 for two years. something of a pickle, yeah?

then i started searching through an old archive of all my olf emails from dork.com which was pretty much a daunting 75MB of crap. that didn’t turn up squat, but dickens, being the genius he is, wondered if i used another email account. so he looking in my berkeley mail, and i apparently forwarded all that info there. so i got the number!

then i tried to retrieve the password. i got the password hint- “water auf deutsch” and not a single combination of wasser with @, 5, and 3 added in the obvious places worked. that’s when dickens suggest i call the godaddy tech support, which some how escaped me until then. “steve” was great help. he changed my contact email so i could change my password in less than 5 minutes. this time i wrote everything down, and hopefully i won’t forget it. back ups and all that stuff. i also renewed my registration of kendrak.com for another 4 years- good through january 2011!

so once i finally settle on a new hosting provider (who offers ssh), i’ll transfer and this blog will be alive again. god. all this techinical whinging is dead dull and sorta geeky.

off to calday. boooo. check out my guinea pig’s but:

by kendrak | Posted in blagg | No Comments » |
April 21st, 2006

too much for bad hair.


apparently the labour party spent $13,000 on cherie blair’s hair! too bad they wasted their money. she’s looking worse and worse as the years go on.

by kendrak | Posted in anglo crap | No Comments » |
April 19th, 2006

garden gnome

there was a picture of a garen gnome here since my blog was broken, but i didn’t actually host it myself. the person who was hosting asked me to take it down, once an only once, through a comment, and so i did. i never want people to think that i’m anti-gnome or anything, cos i love them.

by kendrak | Posted in blagg | 1 Comment » |
April 18th, 2006

more (sac) fun with referal logs.


i guess kevin seconds finally found my post about the tiff between him and heckasac a month later. i guess everything flared up for a moment, but whatever. aren’t referral logs great? i’ve nothing really to add, so i won’t.

as for better things, i was suprised that jason, the zenformation professional, recommended my free advice. thanks! for a second i thought i’d been rumbled by the man, but thankfully i haven’t been asked to stop… yet. isn’t it a great time to have a busted blog?

by kendrak | Posted in blagg | No Comments » |
April 18th, 2006

lotion


this is a life size picture of of the tube of lotion i’m currently keeping in my messy desk. i need it because my hands have been so incredibly dry recently that they are cracking a bleeding. this particular tube was free with a 500 pack of q-tips. how great is that?

so… i’m currently in the process of switching hosting providers. it’s going to be a little bumpy, and i still need to recover all the info for kendrak.com’s registration, but it’s time to plan the move. my current hosting provider’s been ok, but there have been a few things that just really irked me and it’s time i got more webspace. the final straw was when something happend and all my comments died. yes, you heard that right- i’ve pretty much lost all of my comments. it’s my fault for not backing them up, but i also don’t know how the table was corrupted, nor could i do anything about due to my hosting plan.

i’m going to try to keep up on the blogging tip untill then, but it’s sorta sucky without comments. what is a blog without the ability to comment on it? pretty crappy. i’m not boing-boing. oh well. if something does strike your fancy, please e-mail, because it’s nice to get mail. (not spam.)

happy quake day!

by kendrak | Posted in personal stuff | No Comments » |
April 17th, 2006

2 much soup!


this picture shows my triumphant moment after finishing my second bowl of soup from andersen’s in santa nella. i should have stopped at 1, but i’m not very good at self control. shortly after this picture was taken, i took a long constitutional for fear of puking. pictures of the pea soup adventure with dickens and liz can be found here.

by kendrak | Posted in food | No Comments » |
April 17th, 2006

no comment.

you’ve probably noticed thatmy site’s been buggy. there’s some sql issues and well, the comments are sorta broken which broke the whole blog. untill it’s sorted, there will be no comments. i’m also planning to move to a new host with more space, so keep the peepers peeped.

by kendrak | Posted in blagg | No Comments » |
April 14th, 2006

i’m so worried.

well, iranian presidet mahmoud ahmadinejad is threatening isreal again, and i admit that it worries me. what with their enriched uranium and constant badgering of israel, calling for it to be wiped off the map and such, bad things seem to be on the horizon. i really hope it doesn’t come to nuclear war, but it seems like that’s the course.

by kendrak | Posted in news stuff | No Comments » |
April 14th, 2006

free advice no. 28

it seems that i’m on the ball two weeks in a row! it’s good friday, i’m at work listening to one of the most boring procedure-obsessed meetings about nothing, and working on free advice!!!! two weeks in a row? that’s amazing! come on amy!

Dear [Kendra]: Two years ago, I started an affair with a married man in my office. I never thought of doing such a thing. Everyone in our office thought the world of him and his wife, and thought what a wonderful husband and father he was and how lucky his wife was to have him.

I flirted with him, and occasionally we would go out in a group. One evening he had a bit to drink and the next thing I knew he was confessing to boredom and dissatisfaction with his wife and his life. Well, I didn’t think twice and we were involved in a full-fledged affair. He decided to leave his wife. She was devastated and fought to keep him, but we were so in love that she didn’t stand a chance.

His three children barely speak to him. We are engaged to be married and everything has been great, in spite of his estrangement from his children and the fact that his wife made out quite well in the divorce.

Unfortunately, now he is sick and has been diagnosed with lung cancer. I have had to take care of him and it’s exhausting. No one in his family is willing to step up to help me take care of him. His children refuse to talk to me.

The truth is, I don’t want to take care of him. I thought it was going to be different — that it would be fun and I’d have someone to take care of me.

I still love him and all that, but honestly, I don’t want to nurse him and watch him die.

We aren’t married yet — just engaged. I want to break it off, but I hate leaving him with no one. What should I do?

– Concerned

dear concerned,

grow up. i don’t doubt the current situation is overwhelming for you. nobody likes to see people they love dying. when you first started your affair it was great fun. it’s easy to say you love somebody during the good times, but harder to show it when the chips are down. had you not gotten involved as you did, he might have his family to help him through this, but as it is you’re there and they aren’t. so what if you haven’t married him yet?

sorry, you can’t be the princess right now. if that’s too hard for you to deal with, then be a bitch and leave him. maybe his kids will help, but it’s not certain. you can choose whatever you want to do because i doubt you’ll listen, but stop being selfish and start taking responsibility for you actions. he probably won’t last long anyhow.

i hope this helps.

Dear [Kendra]: I am a law clerk and work at a respectable firm that stresses professionalism and has an unwritten rule about how we are supposed to dress.

One of the female secretaries does not abide by these rules and continues to wear form-fitting clothes, and to make matters worse she appears to be wearing no undergarments.

I feel that her manner of dress may be turning away potential clients, because she is the first person that greets them.

How would you handle this situation of the “Commando Co-worker?”

– Concerned Co-worker

dear concerned pt.2,

a law office without laws? the hell? make a rule, and if she doesn’t follow it fire her.

i hope this helps.

Dear [Kendra]: I’d like to add a thought on the topic of wedding attire.

After dropping several hundreds of dollars on tux rentals for weddings, I’m going to be merciful to my groomsmen and have them wear their best solid black suits. We will pick out shirts and ties to coordinate, which will cost about $50 per man and can be worn again.

My bride liked the idea so much that she is having her maids and matrons wear their best black dresses. This saves them the trouble of trying to find a dress that will flatter five women with five different figures.

– Jeremy in St. Louis

dear jeremy,

thanks for sharing, but i don’t remember asking for wedding advice.

you know what’s an even better idea? not buying into the whole charade in the first place! ha! don’t make your friends feel obligated to put up with it. stop the cycle and ditch the wedding party. people only want the free booze.

i hope this helps.

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