Tagged: funny

fergie, fergie shut your mouth.

i know this is old news, but this story has been making me cackle.

A DRUNKEN thug who punched Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson in the groin has been jailed for 15 months.

Homeless Kevin Reynolds, 44, branded by the judge a ‘significant risk to the public’, staggered up to Sir Alex and hit him.

His `stunned’ victim doubled up in agony and gasped: “What the hell are you doing?”

The beggar – whose criminal record includes 146 convictions, many for violence – said: “I’m sorry Fergie, I didn’t realise it was you.” But then he held out his arms and started shouting: “Fergie, Fergie, shut your mouth.”

so mr. reynolds was just going about, randomly punching men in the nuts? there had to be some reason that fergie stuck out. i do like the idea of reynolds immediately breaking into an antagonistic chant as soon as he realised who he punched. if only the cctv footage was on youtube.

oh well.. i must get back to reading about indexing images and the norman conquest. my next guinea pig (don’t worry, maude’s still alive) will have an anglo-saxon name.